Six years ago I was taking omelet orders as a waitress in New York City.

It was only through the miracles of democracy and community that the good people of the Bronx and Queens chose

someone like me to elect them in Congress.

They chose you to elect them in Congress.

Is that what you just said, Congresswoman?

Back to the omelet ranch with you.

Was that really six years ago? Seems like a lot less than that.

Whenever I see Alexander Acio Cortez in town, I always snap my fingers at her and say,

Kettle One Rocks Twist.

Kettle One Rocks Twist. rocks, twist, kettle one rocks twist.

It's all I can, it's all I can think of saying when I, when I see her.

Oh, bar made. I had to say, oh, bar made, like to say oh bar made.

It's more fun then, well, just about anything else,

you know, Congresswoman. And it's not really a miracle, it's just our

Western values, our Western system of government. She thinks it's a miracle

because she thought a garbage disposal was a miracle too, I recall.

She posted a video of herself where she was actually absolutely astonished by the operation of a garbage disposal in a sink in a kitchen,

amazed, absolutely amazed by that.

She's easily impressed, obviously, and easily confused.

Omelets, she, umlets.

What kind of omelets?

You like the Western omelets?

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