And I will work to pass the first ever federal ban on price gauging on food.

We've had enough of you people price gauging out there. You better cut out that price gauging because the President of the United States is on your case.

And her name is Kamala Harris.

She's a WOC.

She will have no gauging.

What is price gauging again?

She got a little cat scratch fever. Speaking of which, I assume there will be an outbreak of monkey pox in Chicago later this week.

You know, there was an outbreak in Africa last week. You know there was an outbreak in Africa last week and the World Health Organization warned

us that Monkey Pox was making a big comeback. Keep your eyes peeled for more outbreaks of the monkey pox. Bad timing with the

Democrats all gathering in a scrum like that in Chicago.

You know how they love to pile on each other?

E. E. E. E. E. E. E.

A tear.

You know it's going to show up in Chicago.

Where else would it go?

It would go to Chicago.

Well, happy Monday to you and welcome.

Today is the first day of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago,

Illinois Chicago's bracing for all kinds of violence. They love violence. The

Democrats do. Mob, street, political violence is their specialty. They enjoy that very much.

And the news media is very excited. They love Joe Biden. They give him a tongue bath

every day, but they've ganged up and shaved their tongues all over again to give

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