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Horn Lake, don't get this drunk, by the way, today.

Horn Lake, man, it's Horn Lake.

I love it.

It's called Horn Lake.

Horn Lake, Mississippi.

His name is Tristan Pipkin, 26.

Guess what he did?

Banged a goat.

I was to say he lives in Mississippi, so that's a real possibility.

Banged a dog.

Oh.

Banged a dog.

Was the dog hot?

You know what?

This is, by the way, this dude, you know, I'm not going to say he looks like he bangs a dog because he's just, any I think anybody's mug shot I think any of our mug shots would look like we banged the dog too you know because I think you just once you know what a guy's rested for and you see their mug shot you go oh I don't know he looks like a dog banger from way back well his eyes look like he's bummed out he got sn snagged. Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sure that if you're-

But I think all of us, I think, push, you're so clean-cut-looking.

If there's a picture of you, we go, oh, he's a clean-cut look. You know he bangs a dog. And Tyrell's got a big beard. Me and Todd, oh, Harry, Nick's Harry. He should be like, oh, that guy, of course they bang dogs, you know.

So it doesn't matter what you look like.

They're going to take that.

Oh, he's way too clean gut, too normal looking.

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