Fred Lone's Ace Hardware in Garden Stores brings you garage logic podcast number 438, August 17, 2020.

100 degrees on this day in 1947. Man 1947 was a hot summer.

And his chili is 42 degrees on this date in 1962.

And now from the mayor's office, above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake, its garage logic.

With rookie on production, Chris Reaver's director of social media, John Hyde in the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby Coffee Shop. Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Sushare.

Hi Joe, as someone who never voluntarily listens to you. I hear about you daily.

My mom, Julia, has been tuning into you since I was a little girl. An avid listener, she made it a tradition after school to fill in my five siblings in me and what she heard from your show.

Yearly, she deserted my dad and us at the Minnesota State Fair gate to go watch your show.

Friday was her birthday and she would be ecstatic to be wished a happy birthday from you guys.

Blessings, Emily Johnson. Happy birthday Julia, even though we don't normally do it.

I would stick with that. We're not wishing her a very happy birthday.

And before I get to more important matters, Bill notes, haven't listened to the rest of the August 13th podcast yet, so maybe you'll get to this.

I'm sure that about a million of your listeners will. You are wondering why Princess Kay and her sculptor were wearing masks, even when they were in separate, refrigerated compartments.

Oh yeah. What about this? How the bleep does the sculptor know what her face looks like in order to do his job?

I thought the same thing when I hear about it. I about witted myself.

Okay, let me get to the important matters. Are you all aware of the protests at Bob Crowell's house?

Oh boy. And his wife's name is Liz Collins. She works for WCCO. Why she's being dragged into it is beyond me.

Because among other things, they demanded that she resign if I'm not mistaken. Yes.

What does she have to do with this? Why is it her problem?

It's quite association. That's what all these people want.

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