You're telling us off the air, well, shit, all I heard, because you guys were talking, and I just heard, just changed you, you and Nick, you said, you go, I didn't know there was a hole in my fanny pack, so I got to hear the rest. That's all I heard. That's all I heard. They're like, okay, this sounds funny. So what happened? I've been running downtown. Jogging. On purpose. I've been sprinting downtown. Okay, cool. I know. We've seen you around the golf course. You always run into the woods and get a ball for some reason. I've been slowly trotting. Okay. Bush, what do you think are running? Running is dumb. Yeah. I mean, I agree now.

But do it while you can, man.

Because eventually someday you won't be able to run. But I'm, I'm a running. Those days will come quicker. Yeah. Is you guys saying you don't want to go on a run with me? I can't run anymore. Absolutely what I'm saying. I would, but I was younger. I'd run with her, yeah. But go ahead. I never know where to put everything. So I have this old fishing fanny pack that I found. And I was like, phone keys. I had headphones. The whole works. I get it. I ran a few miles. I let the traffic dictate. I went down by the stadium all around i get back no keys my keys are gone oh and and my pocket was unzipped like i didn't know in the time so i thought

they came out of my zipper right lost the keys had to get all new keys spent 6060 on a scooter trying to find them. Go out the next day. I'm like, got it. I would show you retraced your route, right? Yeah, couldn't find them. Because in the city here, because a lot of cities, they have those scooters. You just put your card in and run around. Well, the first time this happened when we were going to go down to Kansas. Yeah. We were going down to Hutchinson.

And then it happened a week later.

Because guess what? I didn't have my fanny pack unzipped. It was zipped. There was just a hole in the scene. So the keys flew out and you backtracked in the scooter still couldn't find it. No. Got a new key made. Right. week later thought i was going to miss going to hutchison with nick right

week later right before branson i go for another run i'm like zip up that fanny big dog right

i zip a pack yeah yeah no it's lover you have a zipper in the crack of your ass zip up that

fanny big dog big dog. Big dog.

Somebody submit a story about an e-scooter that goes 100 miles an hour? Yeah, we'll get that a little bit. Yeah, I think we're... So you're on the scooter. And then it shot. Then I got done, so I get new keys. Week later, go for another run. Get back. Wallet's gone. and then I found the hole down the seam of... So the fanny pack was still ripped?

You forgot about it? Yeah, but I didn't know it was ripped. I thought it left the zipper on the flap under. Got it. Oh, okay. So when I rezipped it, there was a hole the whole time I never miss. Oh. So then I dropped my wallet out and the key. On the same run somewhere. Somewhere downtown. Okay. Somebody, a stranger found my wallet on 24th with the fob key and it went into my apartment building up to my floor and left it under my door. Wow. Nice guy. Did they take the, you got a cash in it? No. Okay. Yeah.

Of course not.

I mean, there's a-

So they opened your door.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Which I don't really care in the sound like... Well, they could have ransacked your place. Yeah. I mean, they might have taken... You see the guy running out with a bunch of juggling pin? They might have taken my roller skates or a fly fishing pole.

Tens of dollars of your stuff in general most people are good people yeah yeah this person very good person right i was pumped

and also just like how can you be that so i had to go back and get another car keyed me twice in the same week at toyota

and i thought they didn't know me and then the last day he's like oh am i going to hear about this on

the radio and i was like oh dang it yeah you will so have you got rid of that that fanny pack

or you can keep forgetting it's you know i threw it away. But it still had a couple good pouches on it. Now I don't know what I'm going to do. I went no phone, no keys, no nothing yesterday. I just ran in the wild. Did you leave your place unlocked? Just with me and my brain.

That's terrifying.

Yeah, that sounds like not a good idea. Have you run those scooters before? I would be uncomfortable or running one through time. Oh, I was killed. Unless I practiced a little bit. I almost fell off while I was in D.C. My kids were, well, they weren't kids. they were teenage at the time, but they took two of those scooters and went and rode down by the monuments.

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