We're all parents and we'll see if we think some of these are a weird way to parent people, parent kids.

I think some of these are okay.

Some of them are.

I don't think any of us ever did this.

I'm breastfeeding my kids until they can wean themselves off of it.

I was breastfed until I was four.

Yo.

Just because you're supposed to do something.

Society doesn't mean it's best biologically. So I don't think, I wasn't breastfed, but, and we didn't breastfeed. I don't know what the cutoff point is supposed to be. It ain't four. I think what the kid could be like, hey, mom, bring that teed over here. Right, right, right. Good job, Nick. Oh, thanks.

Bring that Tito here, Mom.

This one is brutal, and I can say this now because there's no school yet, so kids aren't in a car.

This lady doesn't lie to her kids.

That means never.

Never did Santa.

Never did the tooth fairy.

Never did the Easter Bunny or any mythical creatures.

I don't tell white lies to get them out of something inconvenient.

If they ask a question, and I don't know the answer to.

I admit that I don't know.

Okay, why get that?

So my mom was an habitual liar growing up, and I was constantly hurt by finding out things that she said weren't true.

Come on, Santa Claus,

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