Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K.Raw. Good morning and welcome to K. Rock. We are Klein Alley Show. Pleasure to meet you. Perhaps you're finding us for the very first time. You're back to Krock for the first time in a while. You will probably not like us at first. And then by day three, you take the three-day challenge, you will tolerate. And then potentially by day five, they'll be like, you know what? I found my people. That's all we want to be is someone's people.

People, the baby. I am Klein. That is Ali. Morning. You got the DJ Omar Khan right there. Hello. Long time fixture staple here at K. Rock. Then you got the jigsie nerd. In the back room, Postmaster Johnny, who apparently got drunk for the first time ever recently. he did not know the feeling of being drunk until he got drunk, and we'll hear about that. And then there's Vanessa. And Vanessa, I know that you're not excited about the Robo Roast we've got coming up later this morning, but we did ask Chet GPT to roast the show, and all of these jokes were 100% written by AI. We didn't write any of the jokes.

Vanessa was very much, I don't know how she's so well known by AI. But, Allie, if you listen to this joke, she was actually part of the joke. And Vanessa, I think you're going to really enjoy how much AI likes you. And we'll get to all this later this morning. But here's one of the many jokes that we can look forward to from AI. Allie is so cheap, she brings Tupperware to brunch, just in case they have free bread. This is more, they start mocking Allie for being cheap. That's not a joke, that's just a fact. Ali doesn't think that's a joke, but they do go into how cheap Ali is, but then listen to this. Also, she loves brunch because she's a basic bitch. Allie is so white. Producer Vanessa tried to snort her.

Oh my God. brunch because she's a basic bitch. Ali is so white. Producer Vanessa tried to snort her.

Oh my God.

That's an unbelievable joke.

That is great. I'm telling you, human writers are screwed because that is a level A quality

roast joke.

So what did you just put in like a picture of our show and they just, they just, wow. Picture and I just said roast Klein Alley Show K-Rock. And the things that AI knows about the show is absolutely insane. But this is a, listen to this. This is a level A joke and then it becomes a level A plus joke. And this is all written by AI. Producer Vanessa tried to snort her. but she wasn't tall enough to reach the top of the straw. I mean, it's just an unbelievable joke. Omar, do you still hate AI? This is great. This is pretty good. I will say that. Vanessa, I like the use for this. What do you think about AI, Vanessa? Very creative. Yeah, that's right. That's it. Ali is so... A boat. What a comeback. Vanessa tried to snort her, but she was too short to reach the top of the straw. That's like... I can see that Nikki Glazer telling that joke on Comedy Central. She wishes she could be that fun. So anyway, we'll get to that coming up later this morning as well.

It's the official robo roast of the show, so we get ready for that. We kick things off, though, with some Papa Roach on the Wolfheim Scarlet. So, Iraq, we are Kleinlli's show. Some of the greatest things on planet Earth, especially the things we have here in America. It didn't start here in America. Everything from meatballs to Menager Tuas started elsewhere. We decided let's import those right here to America,

and we have a new thing that is happening. in America. Everything from meatballs to Menager Tuas started elsewhere. We decided let's import those

right here to America and we have a new thing that is happening in another country. And we need to

make a decision right now. Should we import this or should we leave it where it is? The all export.

And this one comes from the country of Turkey. And this cracks down on something that is a huge problem here in America,

and I think everywhere in the world, and it's one of the most annoying things about flying.

You will hear this, and then in a moment let us know on the text line if this should be an import

or an export. So when you all land, the most annoying thing that happens is even as a plane is still taxiing to the gate, people are starting to do the mad dash for the exit.

They already want to get up, they want to bum rush you, they don't want to wait for their turn, their row.

They just want to grab their bag and beeline it to the front because they have to be the first person off the plane. It's super annoying. Even when they turn off the seatbelt sign of fit, like when the plane makes that final, like you can now hear that it's been connected to the jet bridge or whatever, the person that jumps up within a millisecond and sprints nine rows. Oh, it's like click, click, click, click, click, click, click, Everyone's opening the bins. They're getting stuff out. And then it's supposed to be your turn to leave, but they're just going to cut you off and go right to the front because they matter more than you do. Well, this law in Turkey, well, I guess it's new policy. They're going to start finding people for that. So you could be punished. if you get up in the aisles and don't let the person ahead of you go first.

And if especially you are getting up while the plane is still taxiing to the gate,

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