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799. Escape from the Multicurse: Turtles Forever

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Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotage the whole thing. This week we discuss 2009’s Turtles Forever! Make sure to stick around until the end! You get a free listen to a track on Michael’s new album which you can purchase at our Patreon shop! Features: Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0

You're about to hear the recorded audio diaries of Michael Swain, Adam Ganser, and A. Epperson,

0:16.0

transmitted to you from another dimension through the wonder of podcast technology.

0:26.6

Lost in the multiverse, they have to dig into a different piece of multiversal fiction each episode in the hopes of finally discovering a way back to their reality.

0:30.6

How do they know this isn't their reality?

0:32.6

Because one of them is being a real asshole.

0:35.6

Will our heroes ever make it home? Or will they inadvertently explore our obsession with multiverses,

0:41.2

alternate timelines, and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about postmodern

0:46.8

art, pop culture, and what it means to be a human right now.

0:51.2

This is Escape from the Multicurse.

0:54.0

God, I love being a multi-curdle. right now. This is Escape from the Multicurse.

0:57.7

God, I love being a multi-curdle.

0:58.7

You know what I mean? Wait, stop.

1:00.0

Hammer time.

1:01.0

See one-upsmanship, shipheads.

1:04.1

Makes immediate intuitive sense to me because our fans are shitheads.

1:08.5

What is, Adam got really excited about starting the episode with the phrase multi-curdle and I don't get it.

1:14.2

I don't get it.

1:15.3

You don't get it?

1:15.9

Oh,

1:16.4

because we're talking about the most famous,

1:19.7

the most famous IP of my childhood, Ninja Turtles today.

1:24.8

Erdle, like turtle, like with a tea.

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