798 - Mr. Featherstone visits Harland in studio. Labor Day madness.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Mr. Featherstone visits Harland's studio and forces him to go to a hospital to deliver a baby. Our food habits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh boy. What a show we have today. I this could be this is a tough one gang. Welcome to the Harlan Highway. How are you? Happy Labor Day. Good to have you here. I know I sound a little
0:18.5	down, but it's for a good reason. My boss, Featherstone came into my studio today and he wants me to do something
0:29.0	unconscionable for Labor Day. I don't think the man understands what Labor Day means. I think he
0:38.0	might be conflicted or mixed up. And so at the risk of being fired and having my podcast canceled he's forcing me to go out and do something that I don't really want to do
0:56.8	But for the sake of keeping the podcast on the air and keeping you folks entertained I'm gonna do it for you. The things I do for you. So watch out for this Labor Day special.
1:08.0	Also, we're going to be talking about food habits.
1:11.0	Do you have some interesting food habits? I know I do. I'm going to confess up to them. I'm going to share. I hope you do too. So we'll be talking about that. Mr. Featherstone, Labor Day, and I'm going to be doing something in a hospital.
1:25.0	This is the Harlan Highway.
1:30.0	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.4	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.4	What you're talking about, where's your son?
1:37.8	You got a panty on your head.
1:39.7	Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.
1:42.0	Oh God, what's happening?
1:44.0	What's happening?
1:45.0	Hey Harlan, it's Shelley.
1:46.5	You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.
1:49.5	We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing.
1:54.0	Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
1:57.0	That is fantastic.
1:59.0	What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place?
2:02.0	The Harland Highway.
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