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The Mike O'Meara Show

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The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2013

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Jim Nantz welcomes Oscar back from China; plus an exciting celebrity sighting at the hockey game, fecal urgency,,, and rockstar Eric Ronick.

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0:00.0

Available on demand every day in iTunes and the Google Play Store and around the world on

0:06.2

Mike O'Mara Show. What more can we do for you? It's the Mike-O-Mara Show.

0:11.6

It is the Mike O'Mara Show.

0:20.0

It is said that Gay Brewer, upon driving up Magnolia in 1968,

0:26.5

pulled a hair from his head, and calmly floated it out the window of his slow-moving Buick, just so he could say that the Augusta National Golf Club could have some of his DNA.

0:33.0

And although the concept of DNA evidence would only be implemented years later,

0:38.0

gay's feelings have been shared by all,

0:41.0

who have had the privilege of playing their trade or

0:45.0

applying their trade on the rolling Emerald Fairways of Augusta

0:49.9

since Jesus was a little boy.

0:53.1

This year was no exception, and as Adam Scott packs up his green jacket and places it next

0:58.5

to his complimentary colored pants and shirts, among the hot pinks and canary yellows. We will wax nostalgic about another masters gone by. We are sad

1:09.9

but we are grateful. Sad that we will not caress our friend with our eyes for another 11 months, but grateful

1:16.7

that again the spirit of competition has blessed us with the comfort of knowing that we, the average, have had the special opportunity to glance briefly at the gods.

1:29.0

It was Sam Sneed who once said,

1:32.0

My loins are always tight, but when I'm at Augusta, they feel warmer,

1:38.0

looser, free to explore. It's easy to look at the azalealine fairways and the flowering dogwoods and forget that this tournament is about men

1:50.9

Men who love golf and each other with a passion unequal to the

1:55.7

animals of romantic competition. We are all envious when we see this passion,

2:00.5

for we wish in some small way we could taste the sweetness of the

2:05.0

camaraderie, that we could touch the tanned forearms of the combatants, that we

2:10.0

could smell the sweat that gathers at the base of the back, pooling before it begins its

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