793. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Atlanta, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's time at the Just Like Heaven festival, credential distribution, Slayer roadcases, melting electronics, Cento Raw Bar, Crunch Master crackers, Kanye's HH, fake Pitchfork scores, Keith McNally's memoir, a rainy walk of shame for Chris, intersexual marriage, and TJ has yet another way to save the crumbling film industry. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How long gone?
0:19.2	The Lord's Day, Mother's Day.
0:21.6	It's a big one.
0:23.0	Sunday at noon.
0:25.3	Them jeans.
0:26.4	I feel like you had a big one yesterday, so I just want to check your temp.
0:29.8	I like how much you keep saying big one.
0:32.0	Well, it's the big one, guys.
0:33.4	Sometimes you have a big one, and I don't, you know, there's a lot of ways to interpret that, but you know what I mean.
0:39.7	I know what you mean.
0:40.5	You're talking about days, or at least I hope you are.
0:43.6	I am.
0:45.6	We're not talking about Calvin Harris.
0:48.8	No, we're not.
0:49.7	No, we're not.
0:50.5	Yeah, you know, my, I'm not fully awake yet. That's for sure. But what time did you get home from
0:58.1	millennial Coachella? Not that. I didn't get home super late, but it was just a long, all day.
1:04.2	A long day. And it was like 97 degrees or something like that. That'll take it out of you.
1:10.8	You know, just fucking twerks it out of you. You know,
1:11.2	it just fucking twerks you out.
1:13.4	Sure.
1:13.8	You can't drink enough water.
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