Phrasey X, welcome back for a new episode post Mother's Day.

Oh my God, how are you feeling?

Are you feeling great off that Mother's Day glow?

Did you get to hang out by yourself?

Maybe you wanted that. Did you get a gift? Did you get nothing? Did you get

a bougie soccer sideline chair like I did? There you go. Oh my gosh. My first like Mother's Day,

you know, obviously last year was my first Mother's Day with KJ. KJ was like a month old.

He's born April 8th. So I don't even know, I guess, whatever day, Mother's Day fell last year.

So that was like my first Mother's Day, but I was still recovering from a C-section and just like the shock of being a mom for a first time.

So now a year later, I felt like I could really enjoy my mother's day.

And Schman, you know, Schman and I are kind of at the place because we've been together now 10 years.

So we're sort of at the place where we, you know, if you want something nice and the, like, don't get me wrong.

I mean, I'm still an expensive bitch you know

do i want chenelle 100 but you know i'm sort of saving now i'm saving for a house you know what i

mean like 10 years ago i used to want a three thousand dollar chenelle handbag because i didn't

care about owning apartment um that wasn't really savvy financial advice.

But I was more concerned with, okay, am I going to get a pair of Gucci loafers?

I want the Gucci loafers, you know.

Now I'm trying to buy a condo in Los Angeles.

It's $900,000.

So, you know, three grand is your mortgage for a month.

So now Schman and I kind of, when we want something, we go out and buy it.

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