Lord love a lemon meringue pie.

Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Well, then don't love a lemon meringue.

I love the Harlan Highway Podcast, because that's what we're doing right now.

We are podcasting. My name is Harlan Williams. I am your

host and what a show we have today. Later in this show we're going to be talking

about a very sexual tribe of monkeys of great apes. Very unsettling.

There's some crazy sex antics going on in the jungle folks. I will be talking about that. Also I'm going to

dry my hair with a leaf blower. Let me just throw that out there. I will be drying my hair with a

leaf blower during today's show. And then we're going to have my Harland gets

pissed off segment where this was a really weird situation. I was at the

dentist and something happened at the dentist's office that set me off, got me in a pissed off frame of mind.

I was vulnerable, I was in a chair, I had hoses in my mouth, and all I could do was get pissed off and you'll hear why when you listen to

the podcast today. Crazy crazy stuff so let's do it let's get the plaque off our teeth let's get ready to laugh here we go

this is the Harlan highway

what is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about,

son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit down you big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening?

What's happening?

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