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#79 - What The $&*%! Happened? Darnold's bomb, Baker's INT, & Diggs roasts Eagles + Jalen Ramsey trade

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Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Paul defends a Browns playcall & the Eagles secondary. and dives into the Monday night gamesmanship between Trey Flowers & David Bakhtiari in the debut of our new segment: What The $&*%! Happened? And as always, Big Phil swings by to give his thoughts on the latest NFL news. (2:40) Jalen Ramsey traded to Rams "This opens up the box of creativity for Wade Phillips" (12:00) Marcus Peters traded to Ravens "He fits into the bad-ass renegade culture of that team" (16:40) The debut of What The $&*%! Happened? (17:30) Play #1: Sam Darnold 92-yd TD to Robby Anderson "Dallas is predictable. They don't do enough on defense." (25:50) "There are too many moments when DeMarcus Lawrence just doesn't show up" (28:00) Play #2: Cowboys failed 2-pt conversion "Hey, go into the end zone and turn around!" (36:05) Big Phil joins to praise the Lions defense and dissect the body language of Aaron Rodgers (43:15) Ranking the NFC's best: 49ers, Packers, Saints & Seahawks (47:00) Comparing Sam Darnold's feet to Tony Romo (49:10) On how Kliff Kingsbury & Kyler Murray are evolving the Cardinals offense (53:50) Play #3A: Baker Mayfield red zone INT "The pre-snap read is off. The drop is off. The throw is off." (1:00:45) Play #3B: Browns failed 4th & Goal from the 1 "Was it stupid to run the same play again? No!" (1:07:20) Play #4: Stefon Diggs' 1st TD "Sometimes the offense calls the exact right play for the defense." (1:16:10) Play #5: Trey Flowers hands to the face penalty "This is where the gamesmanship starts."

Transcript

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0:00.0

You didn't see it last night, but on Showtime, we did some stuff about the Kansas City offense. I thought Steve Smith was very good. I saw it. I saw it, you jerk. I watched the show. Oh, you did? Okay. I'm sorry. I know you're busy. I wasn't being smart. Damn, you called me a jerk. But that's okay. I get called worse than that every day. Oh, gosh.

0:21.4

He's one to talk.

0:22.3

What's up, everybody?

0:23.1

Paul Bermyster is in today. What up, homie? Chris Sims unbuttoned. We got a good one today. First of all, yeah. He gets, when I don't watch it, he'll be like, oh, you never watch me. And then I said, I watch it, you jerk. And he's, oh, gosh, you call me a jerk.

0:35.7

It's getting more and more just like you two sitting on the couch all the time.

0:38.7

Like every week it gets a little bit more gosh, you call me a jerk. More and more just like you two sitting on the couch all the time.

0:38.7

Like every week it gets a little bit more

0:40.0

you're uncomfortable for better or worse.

0:41.9

Good.

0:42.2

Well, we'll see how it goes today. It might be better or worse too because I talked to him a little while ago. He's like, what do you want to talk about? I was like, I don't know. I was like, I like it better when you riff anyways.

0:50.4

So look at the league.

0:51.6

Tell me some things that jump out.

0:53.0

And we'll talk about it on the podcast.

0:54.3

So we don't know whether he's coming or what he's coming with or not.

0:57.3

But Big Fucker will be on in a few minutes, a.k.a. Phil Sims, aka Super Bowl 21 MVP. Okay. It's good for the family there, just to plug that a little bit. All right. I always would accept your rate, review, anything on the pod. I know we haven't got to a lot of Ask Me Anything and things like that. We need to do a better job of that, but we are going to have one of those sessions here a little more in depth than we did last week, certainly. Okay. And then today, we're going to unveil a new segment. We're going to try to make it a little bit more listener friendly, all right? And we're going to unveil a new segment called What the Fuck Happened, okay? And it'll say, what the hell happened on the title, okay, when you watch these videos. Was it your idea? Well, you know, I don't know. It was not my idea. This was a collaborative idea where I feel like it might have been Matt Casey producer or Pete D. And I can never say Pete's last name, so I just say Pete D. Okay. So Pete D, we kind of talked about it a few weeks ago. And then on Monday, I kind of text. I was like, I think we should do it. And they were like, great idea. I like that. And so we're going to go with it. And we're going to hit some major moments of

2:03.5

this past week six just throughout the league, whether it's some of the Jets offense, the 92-yard

2:09.6

Robbie Anderson played, the two-point conversion, a Baker-Mayfield Red Zone interception,

2:16.2

the failed fourth and goal by the Cleveland Browns. And we're going to hit the Minnesota Stefan Diggs touchdown pass. And I'm going to give you kind of the rundown on what happened with Trey Flowers and David Bakke-Tiare and how that unfolded. I kept a pretty close eye on that as I watched film. I just watched that film a little while ago, so I really got a good feel of it,

2:34.3

and I think I could explain that to people. Now, we got some news. We got a hit first before we dive it. Yeah, go ahead. You run with it, kid. The little bit of a corner trade from Jacksonville to L.A. Awesome. Jalen Ramsey for two first round picks to the Rams and a fourth. So like, as I'm hosting hockey last night I'm also thinking I'm like I guess so many things I want to hit on with

2:53.1

Chris right regarding this to the Rams and a fourth. So like as I'm hosting hockey last night, I'm also think I'm like, I got so many things I want to hit on with Chris. Right. Regarding this trade. Number one, when you watch the Rams, right, they ebb and flow, they're good, sometimes they're bad. Yep. How many times have you thought, boy, they would be better. Their problems would be fixed if they had another elite level corner. Okay. Did you ever think that?

3:08.5

Okay. Well, I've thought this. Okay, not that I necessarily thought, ooh, they needed another elite level corner. I mean, and we know Akim Talib. He's been put on IR, so I don't know what the deal is. He can come back, you know, in a few weeks. Maybe that happens. Of course, they trade Marcus Peters. My big thing, more than anything,

3:24.9

and this goes back to last year, really, the game, the regular season game, Saints Rams, okay?

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