79. We Hated the New Jurassic Park Movie

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us. 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:04.0	And today we're talking about Jurassic Park or World.
0:09.2	Jurassic Parkour.
0:12.1	Fuck Jurassic Park.
0:13.8	We went to go see Jurassic Park last night.
0:16.1	I'm just going to go off on a rant.
0:18.4	It's enough.
0:20.0	I wanted everyone in that movie dead.
0:22.6	I wanted the dinosaurs dead.
0:24.7	I want the last six movies, seven movies removed.
0:28.7	There's nothing left for Jurassic Park to do.
0:34.4	The first movie was perfect.
0:36.0	It was about the buildup of the dinosaurs, and you find them and finally it's the T-Rex and then everything goes wrong and it was about human experimentation and playing God and it had a bunch of different. It had everything you needed. Everything since then has been abysmal. That movie we saw last night, which I have video recording
0:56.0	of Nick losing his mind like a hysterical white woman. Okay. At a pumpkin patch when she doesn't
1:01.0	get the right squash. I handled it well. It was humiliating. Um, but they're bad. I like Jonathan
1:08.7	Bailey and I like Scarlet. I like all, what's named from Moonlight?
1:12.7	They're all good actors, but the script was written by Chat, GBT.
1:18.4	By Chat, GBT.T.
1:19.4	It was bad.
1:21.5	Stop making these movies.
1:23.3	Because I'm the more positive and uplifting co-host of this podcast.
1:28.3	I am going to start with a positive.
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