79: Temptation Island - Mile Under Club + Secrets Revealed (S5 E9/13)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Bea and Dee Pop Off about the utter horseshit that is Temptation Island. Nothing is happening, the couples all suck, and no one is genuine! What are these producers doing?! Don't they understand we have a podcast to create? They're hardly serving up any trash that's fit to eat, Raccoons, but we're in this dumpster anyway to serve you what we can!

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0:00.0	That fucking horseshit we just watched.
0:13.1	I'll take Judge Judy any time over that horseshit.
0:17.3	That infernal horseshit.
0:19.2	Absolute horseshit.
0:20.8	I can't take it. I can't take it either. I was literally getting I was, I felt my blood pressure rising. Dude, I was getting like disoriented watching that. I was like, because I was like lightheaded and I'm like, I want to go to bed right now. Am I on the verge of, is this hypnagogia? I know. I know. I mean, am I dancing in hell? Why is it that every time I watch this fucking show, I don't remember the beginning of it? Like, I literally cannot retain the show every time I watch it. I was taking notes, as you know, because we watched it together. This is my second time. And I'm like, I don't even remember the notes that I just took. Right. This episode was so fucking boring. What even happened? I guess we're starting the pod here. Hi. Hi, raccoons. Welcome to reality TV cringe, where we serve up all the trash that is fit to eat. But I don't know if
1:11.8	this trash is fit to eat. We're going to have to turn some shit into gold beatrice. It's like rotten
1:15.9	garbage that if we're starving, I guess we have to consume it. But I'm just like, oh my God. I feel
1:21.5	like this is our world right now. Everything is less quality than it used to be.
1:27.8	Right.
1:28.3	Like sweatshirts.
1:29.4	I remember when sweatshirts were fucking thick and spongy and beautiful.
1:34.4	And now every single sweatshirt is thin and it pills after the second wash.
1:39.1	Everything sucks.
1:40.4	Yeah.
1:40.6	Everything is made terribly.
1:41.9	And that includes temptation alio. Temptationaleo. Oh is made terribly. And that includes temptation alio.
1:45.9	Temptationalio.
1:47.1	Oh, I don't know.
1:48.3	It's fucked up and I hate it.
1:49.7	Oh, my God.
1:50.2	All the people on here are so fucking stupid, dude.
1:53.2	This entire episode, all we do is we go on our final dates.
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