79: Skepticrat 079: Laborious Editon
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2018
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, we learn that life without Heath is a lot less “pun”, Missouri puts the term ‘beat your meat’ in legal limbo if you don’t plan on eating your penis, the Mayor of London will get totally PWNED, and John McCain will show Trump what to do if he’s serious about making America great again.
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Headlines:
New Wapo/ABC poll shows 60% disapproval rating: https://www.washingtonpost.com/page/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2018/08/31/National-Politics/Polling/release_528.xml
London Mayor gets his own revenge balloon: https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/london-mayor-bikini-blimp-trump-baby-balloon/
Trump fucks Canada again: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-trade-nafta/u-s-mexico-reach-nafta-deal-pressure-turns-to-canada-idUSKCN1LC1E7 and https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/9/1/17808706/trump-off-the-record-toronto-star-canada
Death toll from hurricane Maria raised to over 3000: https://abcnews.go.com/US/death-toll-hurricane-maria-3000-puerto-rico-study/story?id=57179291
Missouri passes new meat labelling law: https://www.npr.org/2018/08/29/642937901/whats-meat-anyway-missouri-label-law-says-it-comes-from-an-animal-some-disagree
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:03.0 | Monday. September 3rd, and the word of the day is Kevin Nauty. |
| 0:18.6 | It means when you do a bunch of really bad shit, but it doesn't matter because the people |
| 0:21.4 | with the constitutional obligation to vet you |
| 0:23.0 | aren't allowed to know about it and can in fact go fuck themselves. |
| 0:26.9 | Used in a sentence, Heath knows more words than me so I have to make up shit like |
| 0:30.6 | Cavinotti when he's not here. |
| 0:33.0 | Kavnairei. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm no illusions and broadcasting delayed from America's forest center. |
| 0:42.0 | We are the Skeptocrats. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, this week's episode, Life Without Heath is a lot less pun. |
| 0:48.0 | Missouri puts the term, Beat Your Meat and Legal Limbo if you don't plan on eating your own dick. |
| 0:52.0 | The Mayor of London will get totally poned. in legal limbo if you don't plan on eating your own dick. |
| 0:52.5 | The mayor of London will get totally poned. |
| 0:54.8 | And John McCain will show Trump what he'll really have to do |
| 0:57.3 | if he wants to make America great again. |
| 0:59.8 | But first, the Dietribe. You know the saddest thing about the death of John McCain for me was that it forced me to reflect on the fact that at this point in political history |
| 1:24.4 | that was what passed for bipartisanship. |
| 1:28.1 | Now to be clear I actually admire the shit out of John McCain I saw a lot of people on my |
| 1:32.2 | social media |
| 1:32.8 | asking which dirt they were going to use to bury him with so they could |
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