Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for listening once again to life on planet Porky.

Great to have you with us.

And thank you as well.

I have Leslie Ann with me, of course, as usual.

Very nice as well, Leslie Ann, the responses from our last podcast, yes?

Oh, people have been great.

Keep them coming.

Yeah, I say that as well.

Now, one of the reasons it's always so much fun to work with you, Leslie, and because

I describe you as what you are, a rock chick writer, extraordinary, okay?

And you've met many of the most famous people in the showbys world and all that.

So let me throw a name out to you, Nermie Campbell.

Oh, goodness.

Now I'm talking.

Have you had dealings with Nermie Campbell?

Oh, very much so.

Oh, I need to know all about this, because I'll tell you why, for the benefit of the listeners,

terrific story is just cropped up.

I first saw it a few days ago, but it's resurfaced again.

She's fallen out badly with the new editor of Vogue.

Yes, she knows.

And they're not going to speak to each other again.

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