Do you call him daddy?

Do I call her daddy?

Call her daddy. Hello is this thing on I it is it's Alex and Sophia and if you're wondering why we sound a little bit different

It's that we are sitting in our apartment in the dark is at the dishwasher.

Hi guys recording from home the perks. I have not partaken in the fun times of drinking alcohol in a very long time.

I mean, I have, but I have not drank

to the point of getting wasted in a very long time.

We did that last night.

I have never woken up more hung over.

Alex, you're my younger prodigy.

Right? Prote, prodigy?

Prote, parmesan cheese.

What?

Poopfities.

Guys, we're so fucking hung over right now.

I'm literally so not okay, but like, it's also...

Once you hit the age of 27 and you're taking down bottles and bottles of

champagne on an empty stomach you don't wake up feeling like you

health and now Alex and I have a whole episode to record. And you know you could say we are you could say we are unprofessional you could say that we're

procrastinators that's fine all I can say is we did it for you guys what we did

last night what happened was we are investigative research yes well okay first

of all we recorded an episode yes and we found out later that the sound quality was so fucking horrendous

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