#79: Lookin' for Good News

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2014

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie
5- Obama palling around with terrorists again
6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter
7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns
8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse
9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time
10- Congrats San Antonio
11- Congrats LA Kings
12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah
13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.
0:16.3	Welcome to episode 79 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention.
0:21.6	Thank you for tuning in.
0:23.5	Now listen, I know it has been a long time since I've done a podcast.
0:28.3	Been a few weeks.
0:29.1	And I'll tell you why.
0:30.4	Because I wanted to do a happy one.
0:33.3	You might remember episode 78.
0:35.2	I said, I'm going to come back and I'm going to hit you guys with some good news.
0:39.4	You know, I'm always talking about, I mean, we got the gun issue and we've got war going on.
0:46.4	And we've got the Supreme Court and their crazy decisions and on and on.
0:52.2	It's just, I don't want a stream of negativity.
0:56.6	I said I'm going to do something positive.
0:58.9	And people, I've been trying.
1:00.4	I've been looking through the news.
1:01.9	I've been reading.
1:02.9	I've been wanting to.
1:04.7	But nope, just ain't going to happen.
1:07.3	So listen, I'm just going to go with what they give me.
1:13.1	And we'll see.
1:21.0	Maybe next time. Maybe next time. All right. Well, this is America. So let's start off with the shootings. Now, at this point, I can't keep track. Can you? I literally, we should just have a shooting scoreboard.
1:30.9	You know, here in L.A. in Westwood, they have a running counter and it's how many people die from smoking?
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