79: Jon Fisch

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Judy Gold

Comedy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Jon decided to move to NY rather than LA after falling in love with the Comic Strip standup club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This Winter, memberships will never be the same again.
0:03.4	Amazon Prime presents Eddie Murphy's new Christmas movie, Candy Kane Lane, and Fast Delivery,
0:09.0	all for 899 a month. I've got to sign up now.
0:12.2	Get great entertainment and fast delivery, all for 899 a month.
0:16.0	It's on prime.
0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and Ties and Sies apply 18 plus. Well, I don't see the point in waiting for longer, so let's bring her out.
0:29.0	The Star Attraction, the one you came to see.
0:33.5	Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the liar, you are a liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar,
0:52.4	new theme song.
0:53.5	Thank you, thank you very much.
0:57.8	That's it?
0:59.0	I wish I had more hands to clap.
1:01.8	You do? I wish I did. That would mean you had a birth defect.
1:05.0	Now you do have a birth defect. Yeah, you have a brain defect. Anyway, welcome to kill me now. It's kill me now, me now!
1:14.0	Yeah!
1:16.0	To kill me now, it's kill me now, yeah!
1:20.0	You know, it's time for the holidays time for the holidays and this year
1:27.6	Conica is the same day as Christmas Eve.
1:35.6	It begins on the day that Christmas Eve begins.
1:38.8	Like Mary, when Mary went into labora that's really and you light the candles
1:46.4	It was gonna be one night of labor and it was eight days of labor
1:52.1	All right we are here.
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