So I know what to tell this motherfucker, right?

So I just tell him

Greetings from podcastville the church of what's happened now is brought to you by my bookie listen

Like this shit going on ain't bad enough now you can't fucking gamble fuck that

I found the way for you to make a little geters put some money in pocket. I have some fun while you're doing it

You ready?

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They got baseball

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Plus they got MBK MBA 2K Madden fee for soccer NCAA brackets and a

Focusing on with human dealers and

Human people playing whether it's blackjack polka. I mean listen. This is the future if you're a fucking blackjack playing a

Block a plan then I can let you into Vegas unless you're a high roller so you must you might as well go with my bookie right now

And start playing cards at the house or whatever local joint you got but my bookies probably your most reliable source

Why because you bet you win you get paid that's it. It's that simple. So do me a favor and

We'll head over to my bookie dot AG

Slash Joey and make some bets. What we're gonna do is this

I'm gonna give you 50% of the initial deposit and bonus funds what that means is you put in 500

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