789. Costumes & Cretins - Episode 2: A Goblin Fight & A Shop

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🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Michael Swaim wrote a short Dungeons & Dragons campaign for his buds Starline Hodge, Abe Epperson, and David Bell. They basically know as much as you do, so we recorded it and here it is. Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Starline Hodge: https://twitter.com/starlinex Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	I want to do my can trip.
0:03.5	I want to do an awesome Gita move
0:05.3	and kick and just kick the fuck out of one of them.
0:09.2	Got you.
0:10.4	All right.
0:12.5	Can trip.
0:14.8	The, so I got to, yeah, where's my combat space?
0:17.4	Combat space.
0:18.6	Ideally, I kick one of them into another one of them, if possible.
0:23.8	Please give me a press, the digitation check.
0:28.5	That is a 18 on the die.
0:33.9	And I add, so 19.
0:45.0	19. 19. and I add so 19 19 definitely succeeds I should have done this before too I'm sorry but I'm making a combat space for me to figure shit out so one ghoul has turned sides
0:51.8	one goal has minus three to a C until they stand.
0:55.9	And let's say
0:57.6	another little green ghoul
1:00.1	gets
1:02.0	takes some damage.
1:04.4	Nice. So go ahead and roll
1:06.2	your damage dye,
1:08.1	which is a D4 because everything's a D4.
1:10.6	And don't add any mod because you didn't really, you just pushed them.
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