Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. I want to say what an amazing podcast we have lined up for today.

But unfortunately, Dr. Ascot makes an appearance on today's podcast. He hasn't been around for a while.

Dr. Ascot, my on-air psychiatrist, psychologist at the network mandates that I have because they don't think I'm mentally

stable so I have to do these on-air therapy sessions or I get the pink slip so

he drops by. Also I'm going to be talking about the new

Ghostbusters movie with the all-female cast in response to one of the pavement pounders phone calls. We're going to

chat about should it be all girls? Interesting conversation and then hopefully

something nice in the show. I'm going to dig deep and share a very

private intimate poem that I wrote to an ex-girlfriend just to kind of spark the atmosphere of love and talk about love and

talk about intimacy and you know share some thoughts on on life and and the process of falling in love and how beautiful it is and how wonderful

it is and blah blah blah so kind of a mixed show today but isn't it always mixed or mixed up no matter what you're a nut this is the Harlan highway

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, where's your son?

You got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit down you big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening?

What's happened?

Hey Harlan, it's Shelley.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing.

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

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