Welcome to episode 786 with my guest Lane Falcon.

My name's Paul.

Last name's Gilmartin.

Crazy.

It's my favorite drink.

If you're new to the podcast, this is a place for honesty about all the battles in our heads,

from medically diagnosed conditions, past traumas,

and sexual dysfunction to everyday compulsive negative thinking.

And this show is not meant to be a substitute for professional mental counseling.

I am not a therapist.

Half of this show is an interview with a guest, and the other half of the show is surveys that have been submitted anonymously online.

There's probably a dozen different ones people fill out.

You can fill them out at our website, metalpod.com.

And we don't even register the IP addresses of people that fill them out.

So you can share anything and everything without fear of, you know, it being tracked or any of that other stuff.

This is from the struggle in the sentence survey, and this is filled out by, oh, and a note on the interview with Lane.

She lists towards the beginning of the conversation, she lists a bunch of shames that she had filled out on a survey, and she has them numbered.

And we have removed number four and five per her request.

So it'll seem like, hey, where'd four and five go?

They just jumped from three to six.

But there you have it.

This is from the struggle in a sentence survey and this is filled out by a guy who calls himself Glenn.

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