Well hello hello hello

uh hey gang we're running a little bit behind today a thousand apologies but we are

here we're up and running and yeah it's it's going to be a fun show I got an

interesting call from one of the pavement pounders asking me about the riots that are happening and breaking out at some of these

political events and they're getting violent and dangerous and I thought you know I'd

comment on them and answer I think it's an important question.

Also today I get very pissed off.

Oh, we're doing the Harland, Harland gets pissed off segment today.

There is a movement going on out there that is really getting

under my skin and I think it affects all of us and I think it's disrupting some

really deep traditions and beloved iconic cultural

characters in the entertainment world and so I'm gonna I'm gonna be pissed off

about that.

And then, uh, holy smokes, we have a crazy news story.

I don't know if any of you have ever been in a violent struggle over a pot roast but wait do you hear this crazy

freaking news story man it's so ridiculous it made me laugh my ass off so all that and

more today on the Harlan Highway. Thank you for being here and let's do it. This is the

Harlan Highway. What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, where you're son?

You got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit down you big ball fuck.

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