Hi, everybody, welcome to AITA pod.

I'm Danny Vega, joined by the marvelous, magnificent Molly.

I mean.

What's that?

I mean.

I mean.

Come on.

Three M's.

That was poetry.

I'm a bit of a poet.

Hey, Danny.

Don't you know it? Oh. Hey, Molly. I used to have a teacher who said that. Yeah. And then I ran into my Best Buy a couple years later. And I so... I'm a poet and I don't know it. Yeah, he'd always, that was one of his little, like, stock jokes. You ever heard that before, though? Well, no, it wasn't like his original joke. But at the time, I was 17, so it was quite novel to me then. But yeah, then I ran into him at Best Buy, and I was like, what? Like, you're like my favorite teacher ever, and he's like, it pays more to work at Best Buy. And I was like, hashtag Arizona. Yeah, I mean. It's not sad. I wonder how much it pays to work at Was he part of the geek squad He probably had my social life He was part of the geek squad He wasn't so mundane Is it not a I think it still is I don't know My dad had like a t-shirt From the geek squad That's so dad That's such a dad move. And his name's Larry. And your dad is, like, he's a prototypical dad at that point. Like, they copy-pasted him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There was a time in my life for Best Buy. It was a really special place. But that ship sailed. Yeah. But we should pay teachers more. I think about that a lot. Totally. I think about it because, God, I would love to be a teacher. Would you? Oh, yeah. I don't think I have the patience. You get to do a show? You get to do a show every day. Reuse material. I couldn't stand these kids. Get a right jokes. I wouldn't want to teach something like math.

I would like want to teach like history.

There's lots of good little handles there.

Okay.

That would be fun.

You'd be a good teacher.

Oh my God.

They would love me.

I would kill.

I would absolutely not be.

I'd learn all about their six, seven and all their little cookie.

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