781 - Shaft in the Background

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to everyone who caught the show LIVE and to those who are currently enjoying it. We appreciate the hell out of you guys! Have a fantastic weekend and me and Tom will see you guys on Monday for more ACTs and all-new BDM shows! - d

- Discussing property flipping, undervaluation, and the ease and profits of independent selling.
- Challenges and expenses of house selling and moving.
- Personal beer preferences and football likes, with humorous exchanges about inappropriate language.
- Parody songs on daily life; casual radio talk.
- Introduction of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" Friday free show.
- Weight, fitness, lifestyle changes, favorite foods and beer discussions.
- Family exercise routines, complaints about Publix sandwiches, and bread quality.
- Time perception with children growing up, parenting anecdotes, and childhood clothing.
- Summer family vacation plans, show pre-recording, air fryer and grill cleaning tips.
- Fast food work memories, humorous ideas on cooking oil uses, old gasoline disposal.
- Environmental concerns about trash, garage clutter, gasoline storage safety, house fire causes.
- Childhood and school experiences in Venezuela, cultural differences in child independence.
- Bartering in various cultures, dental and childhood entertainment anecdotes.
- Promoting Tony Mongiat's photography, the role of social media for photographers.
- Discussing unexpected erections, Service Merchandise memories, play boxing incidents with mom.
- Radio show pranks, intern interactions, and gifts from EJ, including a Mortal Kombat machine.
- Listeners misunderstanding jokes, giving away listener gifts, Bubba Wilson anecdotes.
- Al Roker joke incident, early Facebook and MySpace experiences, new music from BBY.
- Batting cage experiences, Dr. J’s discovery of ska music, "raw-dogging" flight discussions.
Studio maintenance, decor changes, and frustrations with TV show endings, including "House of the Dragon.”

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0:25.9	I mean, a listener Jesse, who's been with us since day one of the show.
0:30.5	He jumped in there and he was pretty much pretty much open to anything he went for his
0:34.9	consultation I think he goes back on the 22nd to do his blood work yeah you know
0:39.1	it's it's an easy very laid-back process you go and you just sit there and Dr Powers will explain everything
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0:51.0	and easy to find out and get yourself dialed in.
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0:59.9	deodorant stick that she just puts on her skin and that could balance out her
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1:09.6	up your body could be emergency store and fab. It's stressing itself.
1:13.1	I mean, for her it's relief from cramping.
1:15.6	For her, it's relief from, you know, we'll be sitting in a movie theater.
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1:28.0	awesome and you'll like his bedside manner he's a nice guy yeah and on the
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1:37.0	It's actually unhealthy if your testosterone's low.
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