Oh yes here we go stand up put your hand on your heart take your hat off it's the

July 4th Harlan Highway Podcast social patriotism people Welcome everybody I'm Harlan Williams and today

we will be dedicating the show to the Independence Day of the United States

of America. We're going to be talking about July 4th at the

barbecue, the pool party, which one of which I had. I had a July 4th one and we're

going to be talking about all the strange and interesting and

fun things that went down at said barbecue. That's later in the show. Also have you

ever floated around a pool in a blow-up

inflatable isn't that supposed to be relaxing isn't that just supposed to be

the most calming sensation in the world well Well guess what it isn't. Wait

to you hear why it isn't. Yeah it's it's really not what you think it is. And then also the question of the day, I might be a little bit of a history

quiz for you. But it involved July 4th and again we're going to be talking about, you know, the Independence Day, the things that

happened and things around the holiday.

So let's do it.

All right, you got your party hat on red white and blue here we go this is the

Harland highway

Where am I what is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, Will you?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit on you, big bald fuck.

Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?

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