Spokane, Washington, May 1st through the 3rd, I'm going to be at the Spokane Comedy Club

doing five shows. I love that town, I love that club, so I'm excited to get back. May 15th,

I will be at the egg in Albany, New York. So go get tickets at Dan Soder.com. May 16th,

I'm going to be at the Flynn Theater in Burlington, Vermont.

Burlington, I know you're a tiny, sleepy town, but I love coming and doing comedy there.

So please buy tickets to see me at the Flynn, May 16th.

It's going to be a hell of a show, danceoder.com for tickets.

And don't forget, special announcement coming up about shows soon

taking up space ladies in space well what's interesting is you know there's this stereotype

that women can't drive yeah and i didn't say it but a lot of people say it's out there and did you notice it's the only space capsule I didn't say it, but a lot of people say it. It's out there.

And did you notice it's the only space capsule that didn't splash into the ocean?

Like landed in the middle of the desert.

Like, I'm just saying.

They go, ladies, it's called a splashdown for a reason.

Right.

Like, oceans are bigger than land on planet Earth, and they missed it, okay?

They were, but what's funny is, did you hear the audio once they got into space?

It was just like all of them going, oh my God, oh my God.

And you're like, this isn't the alien.

They were masturbating?

Yeah, they were all flicking their beans.

Oh, my God.

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