#78 - Schlatt vs. Pollen
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🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the games podcast. |
| 0:02.0 | This week on the goons podcast we have Jay Schlaude welcome Jay Schlaude. |
| 0:16.0 | I have to talk like a medieval night. Yes. Yes, Sire. Ah, yes. Welcome to the kingdom of goons. |
| 0:26.0 | You are here to be nice at by the goons. I'm sorry. I can't keep doing this. |
| 0:32.0 | Shows your balls now boy. Shows your balls. Yeah, I understand. You can only go so long. |
| 0:40.0 | No, no, I mean, there's so much pollen out. And I mean, when the pollen starts falling, I, I mean, |
| 0:46.0 | damn bars, bars. Right that down when the pollen stops falling. |
| 0:50.0 | And a nerdy white guy rap. And allergy start calling. |
| 0:56.0 | It's like a really hip allegra ad. |
| 1:00.0 | It's a new dog does it. It was a flow. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, flow. |
| 1:08.0 | It would do. I. |
| 1:11.0 | I. Fucker. I. Fuck. Who's the all state one? |
| 1:15.0 | Yes, or may have I fuck may have. I like Jake from state farm. |
| 1:22.0 | I'd fuck the lizard bustle on his khakis, which one. Old one of the, turn the new one. |
| 1:28.0 | I want to have a big interracial orgy with both Jake's white and black Jake. |
| 1:33.0 | Hmm. Hmm be like an Oreo. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:39.0 | Anyway, he's, yeah, I'm just not tea. You guys are going to get like 5,000 more views. |
| 1:45.0 | I'm here. That's crazy. Yeah. That's why I invited you her. |
| 1:50.0 | It was, you was saying how I was in a CSGO video has not too long ago. And it was like a 5 out of 10. |
| 1:57.0 | And so, you know, it's a great time. I will say though that there's so much pollen outside that my mind is just, I mean, I'm, I'm |
| 2:06.0 | Joe Biden levels of brain fog right now. So I mean, if I, if I just start like walking away, |
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