Why, hello everybody. Before we dive into today's episode, it is once again time to talk about Vangoria magazine. We love those scoundrels over at Fango, don't we Scott?

Oh, we love them. They're the best, except for Phil.

Yes. He's only has. They're the best except for Phil. Yes, well he's a little half best.

He's all right sometimes.

I love I love Phil. I thought I was playing around to play into your little foe

competition thing you have with that dude.

Well, the ad read for Fango is perhaps not the time to be dragging Phil to Helen back, but,

so I'll shoot right up the middle there.

Yeah, I'll write right up the middle there. Yeah, so right sometimes.

Perfect.

And it's very political I appreciate it.

So we all collected issues back in the day of Fango.

Some of us had to hide them.

Some of us didn't. my parents were very forgiving so I could have whatever around they didn't give a shit but I we've heard many stories of people who had to hide their their old issues of mango like they were porn But now we have this new iteration that is super fancy,

highly collectible, and delivered right to your door quarterly.

These stunning issues tend to sell out,

but you can make sure you never miss one single issue by ordering yourself an annual

subscription. To do so head over to fangoria.com and make sure to enter in the promo code

Kinkacid check out for 25% off your annual subscription.

And with all of that said, on with the show. Hi, my name is Stephen King.

The ice is Stephen King. The ice is going to break.

Bad rock!

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