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The Valleycast

78 - Reina Scully is IN THE OFFICE!

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Follow Reina on all the things: @ReinaScully! And thanks to our sponsors! Stamps.com: Go to http://Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage, and type in code VALLEYCAST to claim your special offer! BruMate: Visit http://Brumate.com/valleycast to get 15% off your first order! Honey: Get Honey for FREE at http://JoinHoney.com/VALLEYCAST ! And as always, our VIP patrons get access to this hot sack o' goo earlier than the rest of you, so join now at http://patreon.com/thevalleyfolk and help us reach 5,000 patrons so you all can destroy my - I mean Elliott's hair.

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0:14.8

The Valley Folk is a collection of friends that are slowly being crushed by the ever-growing weight of responsibility that a company is running a business.

0:15.8

Despite this, they continue to provide quality content for us, their fans, even as their

0:21.5

souls slowly march towards the frayed edge of eternity, has more and

0:25.6

more of their life essence escapes with each panicked bedtime sobbing session.

0:30.7

And we, the fans, reciprocate this love with our own love, and provide for these heroes

0:36.4

are positive reinforcement, feedback, validation, and the hard-earned dollars that all coalesce

0:42.2

to keep the merciless darkness at bay for just a little while long here.

0:46.7

This is what life is about, to struggle together, to share this pain together,

0:51.7

to sit atop the hill that we've all been climbing together, out of breath but triumphant

0:56.4

and at peace, laughing and smiling.

0:59.8

It is with that in mind that I leave you all with these final words of wisdom from one of the greatest men who has ever lived.

1:06.0

Oh no, I got some water in my mouth.

1:10.0

That's too much water.

1:12.0

Why did God make this? Oh boy, this is awful. Oh Jesus Christ.

1:19.8

What a terrible predicament I find myself in with all of this water entering my mouth and stomach without my consent.

1:28.0

This really is a lot of water. I guess I'm drowning now great awesome enjoyed the show

1:38.4

So you guys don't

1:43.0

before just playing them, which is great.

1:45.0

Absolutely not.

1:46.0

Yeah, I do not.

1:48.0

But that was fucking wonderful.

1:50.0

Wow.

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