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No Such Thing As A Fish

78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.

0:16.2

This week coming to you from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

0:19.2

My name is Dan Schreiber.

0:21.0

Joining me is Ever the three QILs.

0:23.3

Please welcome to the stage is Andy Murray, Aniches Zinsky and James Horkin.

0:27.2

And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

0:41.4

Starting with you, James Horkin.

0:43.5

Okay, my fact this week is that Las Vegas hosts an awards ceremony for people who make awards.

0:50.8

What do they get?

0:54.9

They get a gold obelisk.

0:57.8

Oh, that's good.

0:59.2

It's the awards and personalisation association and they celebrate things like best trophy, that gets an award.

1:06.1

Best plaque.

1:07.4

That gets one.

1:08.2

Best plaque.

1:09.6

And a best sandblasting.

1:11.8

That's one.

1:13.3

What is that?

1:14.0

I didn't look it up.

1:17.7

Yeah, the US and Canada industry for awards is three billion dollars a year.

1:22.6

That's how much people spend on awards.

1:24.7

And that I worked it out is enough to give every person in the country a three to five inch resin trophy in the spot of their choice.

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