78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka masturbation month so I am discussing pleasure every week this month. Today is the start of the "Pleasure Series" part 1 is CHOKING - aka erotic asphyxiation, Im discussing the 3 types of choking what they entail and what their differences are. I give you suggestions on how to start out from the conversation to introducing the sensation comfortably and safely. Todays listeners questions include a man who wants tips to get his wife more into the idea of giving him head, another listener wants to know how she can meet her mans needs more post partom-how can she get her drive back?! Todays episode ends with some sexy audio erotica entitled "Absent Husband" written by reddit user u/LTS8 - Tune in NOW=) // CannFusion Juice- LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES Order CannFusion Juice today and get 20% off!!! code: HOUSEWIFE www.Cannfusionjuice.com follow me on social media IG -@_thehornyhousewifepodcast TIktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast todays audio erotica: https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/uj86m2/absent_husband/ Advertising Inquires // thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective,
0:05.8	visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:08.2	Hello, happy Monday. Welcome back to the Hornie Hellsweif.
0:26.1	She's extra low and raspy today.
0:28.2	I'm like trying to sound feminine and I don't, I'm like trying and this is all that I can
0:36.2	do. She is congested and raspy, okay, we got a little cough going around.
0:43.2	It's not fucking COVID. I took that home swab, shoved it far up my fucking nose.
0:49.2	So I'm going to believe it. And if I had it, I don't give two fucking fucks.
0:54.3	So I had it twice by the way, if anyone cares, they don't.
0:58.0	And I was asymptomatic all the fucking way around.
1:01.6	And we're not talking about COVID here because I would rather eat glass.
1:05.2	I'm going to dive into the goods.
1:07.0	First, if you're new here, okay, hi, welcome.
1:09.8	This is the co-ed locker room where we talk about everything, but mostly marriage, sex
1:16.2	and marriage, better sex, loser shitty dumb sex, listener questions and all the things
1:24.2	in between. And we keep it real. We keep it real.
1:27.2	I try to give solution. I try to, you know, make it so things can get better for you.
1:33.9	Yeah, but I'll also tell you if I think you're totally fucked.
1:37.6	So I wanted to start off. We're going to get into listener questions pretty quickly.
1:42.8	But I did want to mention that I just got back from a girl's trip Sunday night and I had
1:48.3	the time of my life. And I went to Bieber with my bitches and Bieber, you know, I don't
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