Summary
Ray and Lucie discuss going to a Met game, not listening to the elderly, and Woodstock '99.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Kump. |
| 0:21.7 | As you can see the screen behind me, it's blank, but this is Kump. |
| 0:26.5 | Okay, uh, I got the set, there's a laptop that controls this, right? |
| 0:32.2 | It's not, I didn't have someone make a sign that was etched out of, uh, you know, |
| 0:37.5 | elven fucking marble. |
| 0:39.8 | That's going to get demonetized right away. |
| 0:43.3 | You know, it's a computer screen. |
| 0:45.4 | You can see. |
| 0:46.3 | And it's not, nothing in my life works except Batman. |
| 0:50.3 | So. |
| 0:51.1 | When is this going to stop? |
| 0:52.8 | We'll get to that. |
| 0:54.0 | And never. Never. Never. And we'll get to that and never never never and we'll get to that |
| 0:56.6 | this is great uh yeah so we're moving on we're doing it live uh welcome to the show lucy hello |
| 1:08.2 | everyone's happy to see you people have don't, you know, you... |
| 1:11.3 | We don't know that yet. |
| 1:12.3 | Well, I'm sure they. |
| 1:13.4 | They think you would have been chopped up in my basement or whatever. |
| 1:16.3 | You wish... |
| 1:17.5 | They're happy to see I'm okay. |
| 1:19.3 | So now they're going to be like, oh, there was a gun to her head. |
| 1:22.7 | There was a gun with a rope tied to the trigger off camera no one believes me anymore uh but you know |
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