These days, it's nice to know what you're getting.

Like the same, hmm.

When you took into our tasty breakfast, the same, yes!

When your kids stay and eat breakfast for free, the same, woo!

Knowing there are over 800 hotels and the same, ah!

Every time you sink into one of our super comfy beds,

enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.

Premier in, rest easy,

only available to book at premierin.com.

The season sees apply up to two kids stay and eat breakfast free with a full-paying adult.

This is the way I heard it.

One day, Eddie sent his uncle a large box of expensive cigars.

He did this every few months because Eddie loved his uncle.

And also because Eddie looked forward to those long and lengthy thank you notes.

Five thousand miles away, Eddie imagined his uncle opening the mahogany box and smiling

as the unmistakable aroma of Cuban tobacco filled his study.

The plump, hand-wrapped tubes of temptation would be lined up in two neat rows, destined

to be picked up, set a fire, and slowly sucked upon.

A destiny that Eddie's uncle could scarcely wait to fulfill.

A few weeks later, a 3,000-word thank you note arrived at Eddie's office in Manhattan,

handwritten, single-spaced.

In Austria, Eddie's uncle imagined the enthusiasm on his nephew's face as he poured over every

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