78: Finding Out About Our House's Secret Bunker

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Matt's looking a little rusty lately. I'm fried. I am fried from the sun.
0:04.0	But you're but like you look like you've been in Miami for like five months on the beach every day.
0:09.8	No breaks. That's what I meant.
0:11.6	I was in the sun. I was in the sun. Dude, I'm sunburned. You don't look sunburn. I've been three days in the sun golfing. I feel it. I think he has poisoning.
0:21.5	Yeah,
0:22.0	I think I'm skin poisoning.
0:23.0	He's like getting sick from it.
0:24.4	You want to compare?
0:25.9	And contrast?
0:26.8	Yeah,
0:26.9	compare sunburns.
0:27.9	You want to see what I got,
0:29.3	man.
0:29.6	Whoa!
0:32.2	Matt!
0:33.1	You're red like a lobster.
0:34.7	Freakin lobster.
0:35.7	You should see my legs. Well, let's see it.
0:38.4	You should see the other guy.
0:39.6	You want to see my legs?
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.7	Mariah, can I de pants?
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