78: #078 The Interrupted Issue (part 1)

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This incomplete issue is completely full of complete madness - including Nostradamus and his snow globes, Haunted books evaporating, Rumpology reports in, LA jetpack balloons, some Pulitzer surprises, a dead robot spider and Aliens going through trash caught on camera. Also, Dan writes Rhys's book of wisdom and Buttons records from his Moms (haunted) house. Total incomplete Madness - Part 2 to follow!

NB - Please excuse some dodgy audio from Rhys at the start!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Crypto. Well, stiffen my carcass and cover me in moss.
0:50.3	Throw me into the jungle with an elegant toss.
0:53.1	There I shall remain for a thousand years.
0:56.2	But then suddenly two dwebes go bushwalking and Bob's your auntie, we're back!
1:04.9	Okay.
1:06.0	All right, let's unpick that one a bit.
1:08.1	So you're going to be.
1:10.5	It's a thousand years.
1:12.0	Two dwebes.
1:13.5	Who's the dweeps?
1:15.3	I think you guys are the dweeps there.
1:18.3	I've been found in the bush.
1:21.8	You know, it's fairly obvious.
1:24.0	You don't need to unpack it.
1:26.0	I think my point was there is that I will live forever.
1:31.5	Whether I'm a human or a piece of wood, anything with atoms in it, I can come back.
1:39.3	And I think we all can.
1:40.7	I think we return many, many, many, many times. Oh, God, it's too early for this. Can we just
1:48.2	get on with the bloody show? But just in the specific one, you are dead in this. Have you come back
1:57.1	as a dead guy? Is that when you've come back? That's a terrible reincarnation. He's been reincarnated as a dead guy? Is that what you've come back at? That's a terrible reincarnation.
2:02.7	He's been reincarnated as a dead man. That was a quick one.
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