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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 119 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

THANKS FOR WATCHING, YA’LL! - D

- Introduction to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan."
- Next guest reveal: Brendan O'Connor.
- Fireworks segment with Pyro Spot Fireworks mention.
- Addressing Facebook issues related to video sharing.
- AI song generator discussion on content flagging.
- Voicemail analysis: Englishman in the US, marriage for citizenship query.
- Marriage for citizenship stories; extension into gender-neutral marriage options.
- Legal and ethical discussions on marriage fraud.
- Impact of TV portrayals on marriage perceptions, e.g., Bridgerton.
- Insights into immigration laws, marriage, and cohabitation.
- Variations in marriage and living arrangements.
- Theoretical discussions on marriage for convenience or immigration.
- Personal reflections on past relationships and marital motivations.
- Advantages of Canadian citizenship through marriage.
- Navigating "hibernation seasickness" on cruises.
- Strategies against seasickness; role of ship stabilizers.
- Social nuances of cruising, including themed drag nights and speakeasy karaoke.
- Decline of Hooters; shifting generational interests.
- Rise of lesbian burlesque as an art form.
- Cruise experiences: topless decks, theme nights, swinger indicators.
- Anecdotes on misinterpreted sexual propositions.
- Commentary on tourist resorts' authenticity and cruise port commercialism.
- Analyzing adult-only cruise policies and unconventional ship amenity uses.
- Storm experiences at sea; managing motion sickness.
- Discussion on boating mishaps and the voyeuristic culture of filming failures.
- Commentary on societal trends in boating mishaps; advocating for empathy at boat ramps.
- Misleading stereotypes and privacy concerns at public boating spaces.
- Transitioning show format from voicemails to emails.
- Introduction of Mavis Staples' song "Worthy."
- Reflections on societal expectations at boat ramps and local waterway dynamics.
- Personal tales from Drayton Island; logistical challenges.
- Humorous take on unpreparedness for menstrual cycles.
- Insights into elder care costs and planning.
- Critiques on customer service changes; preference for genuine interactions.
- Server's exaggerated personal tragedy as a tip strategy.
- Discussion on workplace sickness policies and cultural shifts.
- Changes in smoking accessories and personal carry habits due to practical needs.
- Plans for Emmy submission; leveraging local apps for show access.
Expectations for upcoming cruise events; discussions on Wi-Fi costs and fan interactions.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	When people get upset, when people get freaked out, I like to look them in the eye and I say, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, go get yourself a cold glass of water. Okay. And it works. It calms you down. You know, it's the first thing you should think of. Well, it's hitting the fan. Get yourself a cold glass of water, man. Well, if you want a cold glass of R.O. reverse osmosis, water,
0:23.1	the purest water you could buy. The most delicious. You can get that in your house under your sink with Guardian Water Services. Me and Daniel have it. We have it at the studio. Basically, we have purified water on demand. I mean, at this point, we don't need filters want it. We don't need filters or anything.
0:38.2	We don't need bottom water.
0:39.2	I mean, at this point, hundreds of listeners have the same thing.
0:42.0	But it's great.
0:42.9	It will definitely change the way that you consume water because you will notice the taste
0:47.6	difference immediately.
0:48.7	Yeah, I have mine hooked up to my refrigerator, so I got RO ice and the water out
0:53.7	my fridge. But you can do a full conditioning system if you want to, you know, go for the big dog, if you're worried about your shower, if you're worried about your tub. Or the plumbing in your house, it'll save maybe from you having to repipe your whole house because of the calcium build up, it'll save your appliances. If I had a new house, I would do it. You know what I mean? It's like I got a whole break. Yeah, at the beginning. It's like I got a brand new house. I'm going to start fresh with a brand new RO system, maybe a full conditioning system for our good friends at Guardian water services. To save you money on soap and stuff because you don't have to use the city water, you're using purified water right for like, you know,
1:31.9	it works more effective.
1:32.7	Yeah, yeah.
1:33.6	So if you want to talk to them, they can come out and test your water.
1:36.8	It's Guardian Water Services.com.
1:39.1	Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio.
1:42.5	It's a blast!
1:43.3	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
1:47.4	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
1:55.0	We hope that you will find our presentation precise joke heavy and just right
2:02.2	thanks
2:03.4	thanks Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. Welcome to the Friday free show of A Mediocre Time.
2:40.4	Hey!
2:42.1	It is another, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan.
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