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776 Teaser - Found Moms

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Taking a break from heavier war topics, the Will, Felix and David discuss the new NBC show Found and how it’s sure to continue the trafficking psychosis of suburban moms everywhere. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

There's another TV show I know just called Found. Do you know the story of Found? What's happening in that show?

0:05.2

It's like a woman who was kidnapped years ago. Kidnaps the guy who kidnapped her and finds missing children with him as like an evil kidnapper who's like so I'll tell you how to kidnap her mind works.

0:15.7

That is oh my god that that show is going to be responsible for more deaths this year than like the AR 15 itself.

0:23.6

Yeah, so someone's mom is like just gonna she's gonna read the sign wrong and just shoot up shoot up. I don't know a good check cashing place.

0:34.5

Just going back to your parents house in some like southwestern exurb and they've got like a big well-appointed cage in their basement and they're like it's something your mom is interested in.

0:47.8

She wants to like find a sex offender and then grill him about stuff. I don't know. I don't like it.

0:54.2

You know she lets me golf. I have my golf time and she has her time outfitting the well from silence of the lambs that she's building.

1:01.9

Dude a lot of our listeners you're gonna like the younger ones you guys are gonna be fucking coming home from college and you're gonna be there for Thanksgiving and you're gonna hear like a weird sound of the basement.

1:14.9

You're gonna go down and there's gonna be a guy there who your mom has set up exactly like Joe Pesci set the Irish guy up at Casino.

1:22.8

Yeah, you stupid fuck they're like they're like they're like tell tell me what neighborhood kid you kidnapped and then he's like fuck you and he's just like Charlie and they're like you made me pop your eye at it for that little piece.

1:46.7

Do you think that we're going to live long enough as a society for found moms to be discussed by Frank lunch.

1:52.5

This is like a winnable political demo like how do you like convince found moms that you're serious about this or 2024 will be like the winning coalition will be the one that can

2:04.9

muster the found moms and the irrational dads. Yes, dads that wear like sort of like overstated Borsalino hats and use logic tricks to solve

2:16.5

and then yeah, and then moms that have like the Buffalo Bill basement set up but there's a sign that says like gather

2:24.0

in cursive about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, eat prey found.

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