#776 - Joey Diaz: Truth and Redemption

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz tells us how homeschooling is going, his thoughts on the response to Louis C.K.'s new special, and has some facts to clear up at the end.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Greetings from Podcastville. The church of what's happened now is brought to you by
0:05.5	Manscape listen
0:07.0	There's a public service announcement for you nuts, Zack
0:10.6	April as testicular cancer when this month every hour someone in this country is diagnosed
0:16.8	With the stick it with fucking cancer never mind the fucking coronavirus
0:20.9	It's early detected as your best friend. It comes to protecting your nuggets all right this month
0:26.6	Manscape and the testicular cancer society want to remind you to check your fucking coin sack at least once a month
0:34.0	You're sitting at home playing with it anywhere like a fucking idiot watching TV
0:38.1	Your mouth will squeeze it here squeeze it there. What you need to do is
0:42.0	Download the ball checker app today for tips. I'm protecting your fucking nuts sack
0:47.8	All right
0:48.7	Search for ball checker wherever you download apps. That's for starters now
0:54.0	To talk to you about Manscape you got to after you realize you don't have testicular cancer
0:58.6	It's time to sling some dick. Okay, so what are you gonna do?
1:02.3	You can't sling Corona dick right now and you're sitting there your face looks like the wolf man
1:07.3	We're all aging by the fucking day
1:09.4	So we think it dick looks like it looks like a fucking fossil
1:12.9	So before you even go on the ball checker app before you try sling and dick
1:18.3	Go on to Manscape dot com and get the law more 3.0 with the goodies get the complete fucking package
1:25.2	Why you wasting your time go to Manscape dot com right now
1:29.1	Press and Joey and get 20% off and free shipping and check your balls
1:35.1	It might save your fucking life
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