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🗓️ 16 March 2016
⏱️ 162 minutes
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0:00.0 | Wow! Coming out of the gate with a fucking orgasm. |
0:14.4 | Yes! |
0:16.4 | That's Donald Trump's face. |
0:21.6 | You ever see notice that Donald Trump's face is running away from his skull? |
0:25.0 | He looks like he needs vaginal rejuvenation surgery on his cheeks. |
0:30.2 | What happens to a person's face that it just doesn't like their head anymore? |
0:33.6 | Just pulling away. |
0:35.2 | Yours is hanging in. |
0:37.2 | But he's not that fat. |
0:39.8 | No. |
0:40.3 | You know what I mean? |
0:41.3 | Like, Chris Christie's face is in better shape than his. |
0:44.4 | Right. Well, being fat helps because, yeah, |
0:46.8 | pushes all the wrinkles out. |
0:48.2 | You got no wrinkles when you're fat, but mine, I'm Irish. |
0:51.4 | When you're Irish man, you hit 40 and 40 and all sudden to fuck you turn anyone like a rotten apple core |
0:56.6 | all the meat falls off the bones and your cheeks sink in and |
1:01.4 | They're close to a fix for that. |
1:03.0 | Really? |
1:04.0 | Yeah, they're real close. |
1:06.0 | They're close to this guy. |
1:08.0 | I think his name Peter, Dr. Peter Welling, |
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