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Hi everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega, joined by the co-hosts with the co-most. Well, I guess he's like, I don't know what she is. Our special guest today, Sarah Levine, folks. Hello. I was listening to the podcast and it auto played to like the next episode. And then I was like, oh, that's me. This is weird. I have to shut it off now. You don't listen to it if it's you on it. Never. Well, you should, because those are some of the best episodes, you know. You're just

the AITA Queen. Guys, I just had to deal, and I'm dealing with it. I cannot believe this.

I won the reverse lottery. A lottery, of course, is when you enter something improbable. There's a one in a billion chance of winning. And then if you get it, something good happens. Isn't that great? You win a million dollars. You win $10 million. You finally buy yourself a, you know, 100 dogs and 10 horses and 16 cats.

But I won the reverse lottery, which is that I have two weddings in 2026.

Two weddings.

In the whole year, there's 365 days in a year.

Is that where we're still at?

Yeah.

And both weddings are on the exact same date and one is Sarah. That's so crazy. I'm still mad. I'm just like, there ain't no fucking way, man. There ain't no way. That's so crazy. I feel like that's like they say if you're in a room with like a small number of people, they're like, if you're in a room with like a small number of people, at least two of them will have the same birthday. And you're like, how? That math doesn't make any sense. There's so many days in a year. The birthday paradox is that if you were at a room with 23 people, there is an over 50% chance that two of them will share the same birthday.

That's true.

That's a mathematical truth.

To me, I don't get how.

I feel you.

It's honestly crazy.

But my math is much worse.

My math is so much worse. The Danny Vega paradox is if you have two weddings, you're fucked.

I mean, it's crazy. And also, like, one of them is in Mexico and one is in New York. So it's that you're not, you're not splitting it, you know. I got to give my friend credit. He didn't even, I offered to split and I think he knew. He was like, I'm not going to like, he wasn't pushy. He was like, it's totally cool. So he was very sweet about it.

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