772 - Freedom Nuts
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Well, that was fun as all hell! Jesse Wolfe is such a kind dude and just one of those guys whose energy is fun and positive and, you know - and nothing but love and thanks for his time today! (Make sure you go and give him a follow on social media. Especially if you're an entrapenuer.) I'm off to get some of this gray beard chopped off! Have a fantastic weekend! Freedom nuts 4 all! - d
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- New podcast voice introduction
- Humorous attempts with character voices
- Sponsor highlight: Secured Roofing and Solar, with listener promotions
- Live opening from "Injured on the Go Just Call Mo Studio"
- Jesse Wolfe, UCF alum and entrepreneur, guest stars
- Announcement: 10-year anniversary show tickets available
- Cruise booking information
- Chaotic week featuring AI projects and songwriting
- Tyson's press conference remarks on Jake Paul
- Crystal's Peter Pan outing with the boys
- Sprint triathlon training discussion
- Explanation of training zones for fat loss and aerobic benefits
- Confusion over workout zones and structured training plans
- Hosts' misunderstandings about training specifics
- Importance of precise workout details in training regimes
- Personal running stories and outdoor distractions
- Jokes on personal training inefficiencies and simplicity
- Humor over bicycle gear confusion during training
- Riding through industrial areas and encounters with homeless
- Funny encounter with a homeless man unexpectedly appearing
- City riding safety concerns
- Triathlon kits: appearance and fit discussion
- Humorous take on triathlon clothing fitting challenges
- Jokes on anatomical differences affecting clothing fit
- Cycling strategies and gear discussion for triathlons
- Triathlon breakdown: swim location confusion, strategic breaks
- Judges monitoring on paddleboards during triathlon
- New business pitch to Jesse Wolfe: boiled peanuts
- Mortgage advice and personal finance anecdotes
- Jokes on marriage shared in intimate show settings
- Boiled peanut business branding and jingle creation with AI
- Expanding T&D Big Fat Nuts' audience discussion
- Jingle comparison to famous commercial tunes
- Branding concerns and universal appeal considerations
- Humorous product naming and marketing strategies
- Freedom Nuts branding refinement, including mascot ideas
- Competitor analysis: Hardee's and Hampton's Farms
- Corporate branding mockery and engaging logo creation
- Demographic-specific branding strategies, including pride-themed
- Commentary on easy modern business startups via online platforms
- Strategic advice on product pricing, packaging, distribution
- Boiled peanuts' cultural significance and national market potential
- Boiled peanut business pitch for "Shark Tank"
- Online sales strategy and retailer pressure tactics
- Benefits of controlled, small-scale production
- Corporate acquisition risks and maintaining brand integrity
- Competitive strategies and impact of corporate takeovers
- Business tactics humor and corporate culture satire
- Market appeal discussion for new boiled peanut flavor
- Humorous commitment for outrageous behavior if pre-orders hit target
- OnlyFans promotional consideration
- Selling company at peak value advice
- Social media leverage by young entrepreneurs
- Importance of direct-to-consumer sales before seeking retail partners
- Control benefits over small batch product quality
- Potential buyout handling from large companies or private equity
- Timing importance in business selling to maximize profit
- Marketing and branding strategies for engaging diverse demographics
- Promotional tactics using personal branding and social media
- Rapid and cost-effective new business setup logistics
- Continuation into different product lines and branding themes
- "Shark Tank" success considerations for boiled peanut venture
- Direct-to-consumer vs. traditional retail sales benefits
- Independent growth vs. accepting buyouts debate
- Challenges in scaling production while preserving quality
- Private equity impact on small brands discussion
- Managing business offers and growth opportunities strategies
- New product line expansion based on customer feedback potential
- Innovative customer engagement through humorous marketing
- Handling customer service and engagement via modern technology
- Humorous old men incidents and technology frustrations
- Video playback of old man pranks and reactions analysis
- Old men's stubbornness in business and personal pride
- Ric Flair bar altercation and subsequent apology
- Promotion of Jesse Wolfe's TikTok success and social media impact
- Invitation for listener participation and sponsor support in Orlando
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I wanted to do a new voice here. |
| 0:02.0 | I was going to do like an old man. |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, yeah, like black guy or something. |
| 0:20.4 | And then do the whole like today's, a mediocre time with Tom and Dare. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't act like I hate it. Yeah, it's brought through by the new act like you hate it. But I just realized that nothing can be done. All the voices have been done. They've all been done. No, you could make up any voice. |
| 0:21.3 | No, no, no, no. You can do it, be like, uh, hi, everybody. |
| 0:24.5 | It was. be done. All the voices have been done. They've all been done. No. No, no, no, no. You can do it be like, |
| 0:22.1 | Hey, hi, everybody. |
| 0:24.8 | What is that? What is that? That's a crazy bum. |
| 0:29.1 | You just do whatever. Hey, everybody. Today's the mediocre time is brought to you, |
| 0:34.4 | by. You can do any voice. You just change your voice in any way. It's spinach in your teeth. God, do it. And you had, like, food all over your mouth. Were you eating really fast before you rushed in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Securedroofing and Solar.com. You need a roof over your mouth. I got my roof replaced with secured roofing and solar. |
| 0:56.0 | So did our lawyer, Mo DeWitt. |
| 0:58.0 | So did a bunch of different listeners and mediums. |
| 1:01.4 | A bunch of listeners use secured. |
| 1:03.6 | And if you're interested in solar, they can help you there as well. |
| 1:06.5 | Yeah, $500 off roof replacement for Tom and Dan listeners only. |
| 1:11.5 | So mention your Tom and Dan listener and mention, hey, I need a new roof or replacement. |
| 1:16.6 | $500 is a lot of money, man. |
| 1:18.2 | That's halfway to a 96-inch TV at Costco. |
| 1:21.5 | Also, they'll help you out. |
| 1:23.3 | Like, if you're selling your house and then the inspector says you need a new roof before |
| 1:28.1 | this house gets sold, then secure roofing can put a new roof on and then get paid after closing |
| 1:34.1 | so they could work with you if you need something like that so you don't have to come out |
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