772 - Freedom Nuts
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Well, that was fun as all hell! Jesse Wolfe is such a kind dude and just one of those guys whose energy is fun and positive and, you know - and nothing but love and thanks for his time today! (Make sure you go and give him a follow on social media. Especially if you're an entrapenuer.) I'm off to get some of this gray beard chopped off! Have a fantastic weekend! Freedom nuts 4 all! - d
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- New podcast voice introduction
- Humorous attempts with character voices
- Sponsor highlight: Secured Roofing and Solar, with listener promotions
- Live opening from "Injured on the Go Just Call Mo Studio"
- Jesse Wolfe, UCF alum and entrepreneur, guest stars
- Announcement: 10-year anniversary show tickets available
- Cruise booking information
- Chaotic week featuring AI projects and songwriting
- Tyson's press conference remarks on Jake Paul
- Crystal's Peter Pan outing with the boys
- Sprint triathlon training discussion
- Explanation of training zones for fat loss and aerobic benefits
- Confusion over workout zones and structured training plans
- Hosts' misunderstandings about training specifics
- Importance of precise workout details in training regimes
- Personal running stories and outdoor distractions
- Jokes on personal training inefficiencies and simplicity
- Humor over bicycle gear confusion during training
- Riding through industrial areas and encounters with homeless
- Funny encounter with a homeless man unexpectedly appearing
- City riding safety concerns
- Triathlon kits: appearance and fit discussion
- Humorous take on triathlon clothing fitting challenges
- Jokes on anatomical differences affecting clothing fit
- Cycling strategies and gear discussion for triathlons
- Triathlon breakdown: swim location confusion, strategic breaks
- Judges monitoring on paddleboards during triathlon
- New business pitch to Jesse Wolfe: boiled peanuts
- Mortgage advice and personal finance anecdotes
- Jokes on marriage shared in intimate show settings
- Boiled peanut business branding and jingle creation with AI
- Expanding T&D Big Fat Nuts' audience discussion
- Jingle comparison to famous commercial tunes
- Branding concerns and universal appeal considerations
- Humorous product naming and marketing strategies
- Freedom Nuts branding refinement, including mascot ideas
- Competitor analysis: Hardee's and Hampton's Farms
- Corporate branding mockery and engaging logo creation
- Demographic-specific branding strategies, including pride-themed
- Commentary on easy modern business startups via online platforms
- Strategic advice on product pricing, packaging, distribution
- Boiled peanuts' cultural significance and national market potential
- Boiled peanut business pitch for "Shark Tank"
- Online sales strategy and retailer pressure tactics
- Benefits of controlled, small-scale production
- Corporate acquisition risks and maintaining brand integrity
- Competitive strategies and impact of corporate takeovers
- Business tactics humor and corporate culture satire
- Market appeal discussion for new boiled peanut flavor
- Humorous commitment for outrageous behavior if pre-orders hit target
- OnlyFans promotional consideration
- Selling company at peak value advice
- Social media leverage by young entrepreneurs
- Importance of direct-to-consumer sales before seeking retail partners
- Control benefits over small batch product quality
- Potential buyout handling from large companies or private equity
- Timing importance in business selling to maximize profit
- Marketing and branding strategies for engaging diverse demographics
- Promotional tactics using personal branding and social media
- Rapid and cost-effective new business setup logistics
- Continuation into different product lines and branding themes
- "Shark Tank" success considerations for boiled peanut venture
- Direct-to-consumer vs. traditional retail sales benefits
- Independent growth vs. accepting buyouts debate
- Challenges in scaling production while preserving quality
- Private equity impact on small brands discussion
- Managing business offers and growth opportunities strategies
- New product line expansion based on customer feedback potential
- Innovative customer engagement through humorous marketing
- Handling customer service and engagement via modern technology
- Humorous old men incidents and technology frustrations
- Video playback of old man pranks and reactions analysis
- Old men's stubbornness in business and personal pride
- Ric Flair bar altercation and subsequent apology
- Promotion of Jesse Wolfe's TikTok success and social media impact
- Invitation for listener participation and sponsor support in Orlando
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I wanted to do a new voice here. I was going to do like an old man |
| 0:04.5 | Yeah, like black guy or so and and then do the whole like today's a mediocre time with Tom and |
| 0:09.8 | dear. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I like you hate it. But I just realized that |
| 0:15.9 | Nothing can be done all the voices have been done. They've all been done no |
| 0:19.1 | You could make up any voice. No, no, no, no you could do it like |
| 0:22.3 | Hey everybody No, no, no, no, no, you can do it be like, uh, hey everybody. |
| 0:24.4 | What is that? That's a crazy bum. You know, you just do whatever. |
| 0:30.4 | Hey everybody. Today's a mediocre time is brought to you by. |
| 0:35.0 | You can do any voice and you just change your voice in any way. |
| 0:39.0 | You have spinach in your team. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, God damn it. |
| 0:41.0 | And you had like food all over your mouth. Were you eating really fast before you rushed in here? |
| 0:45.1 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what happened. |
| 0:48.8 | secured roofing and solar.com. Get a roof over your mouth. I got my roof replaced with secured roofing and solar so did our lawyer |
| 0:56.8 | mo duet so did a bunch of different listeners and mediums a bunch of |
| 1:01.6 | listeners you secured and if you're interested in solar they can help you there as well. Yeah |
| 1:07.6 | $500 off roof replacement for Tom and Dan listeners only so mention you're a Tom and Dan listener and mentioned hey I need a new roof or replacement |
| 1:16.5 | Five hundred is a lot of money man that's halfway to a 96 inch TV at Costco also they'll you out, like if you're selling your house and then the inspector |
| 1:26.7 | says you need a new roof before this house gets sold, then secure roofing can put a new roof on and |
| 1:32.3 | then get paid after closing so they |
| 1:34.8 | could work with you if you need something like that so you don't have to come out |
| 1:37.2 | with a bunch of money out of pocket. So if you're looking for a new roof or if you got |
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