771- Killing Squirrels With My Father with Comedian Theo Von
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Theo Von (This Past Weekend, No Offense, CrankTexts) grew up in a rural suburb of New Orleans, helping his dad collect credit card applications in exchange for unlimited Kit Kats. One day, in the park, they decided to feed them to squirrels. This was not a good plan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's storyworthy. Today on the show, comedian Theo Vaughn talks about killing squirrels with his father. |
| 0:07.5 | He started throwing these kickats out to the squirrel, right? And then in the distance, another squirrel was hopping over, dude. And I don't know how this first squirrel knew about the second squirrel, because I just can't imagine how he knew. Because, I mean, he had to be a hundred yards away |
| 0:22.0 | So how do a squirrel know |
| 0:24.1 | Unless maybe a bird went by, saw the one squirrel |
| 0:27.2 | And then maybe gave a sign to the second squirrel that was further away |
| 0:30.6 | Today on the show, comedian Theo Vaughn |
| 0:33.4 | shares a very funny story about killing squirrels with his father |
| 0:36.6 | Stay close. |
| 0:37.8 | They said it would take a man 40 years to listen to Storyworthy, but Andy Dufring did it and listened to Tony. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm DeAvon, and you're listening to Storyworthy. |
| 0:52.7 | Hey! Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Los Angeles, California. |
| 1:02.3 | Whether you're a longtime fan of the show or a new listener, welcome to Storyworthy. |
| 1:07.5 | Now, I hope you guys enjoyed the show last week with comedian Kirk Fox. |
| 1:11.3 | Kirk is a very talented guy, and he talks about meeting the hugging alma. |
| 1:16.5 | I don't know if you've ever heard of that person, but it's one of these, like, iconic, |
| 1:21.3 | I don't know, cult figure. |
| 1:23.0 | I don't know, man, but anyway, it's a great story. |
| 1:25.4 | Go back. |
| 1:26.1 | Listen to Kirk Fox, but not today. Today, stick with me |
| 1:29.6 | because comedian Theo Vaughn, one of the hottest comedians out right now, shares a story about |
| 1:34.9 | feeding chocolate to squirrels with his father, Kit Katz to be specific, and you're going to hear |
| 1:42.3 | all about it today on Storyworthy. |
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