770: Three Joke Johnny, River People, & Claymation Catastrophe
The Brain Candy Podcast
Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Sarah wants you to know your joke is funny and why, and we're here for it. We discuss the controversial comedy of Matt Rife, his decision to do domestic violence jokes, and his appearance on The Challenge. Just when we thought we couldn't love/hate Crocs any more, they go and do country/western styles, and completely redeem themselves (for light to moderate ranching only). Sarah is inexplicably mad at a particular shoe company and it's hilarious. Apparently it really grinds her gears when people have, and I quote, dusty feet. We also hear why she is never, we repeat, never, trying to look elegant. A restaurant is charging $50 for bad parenting, and we discuss whether we like this policy. We also hear about a restaurant whose staff is made up of people living with dementia, and why it sounds like a solution to several societal problems. There is a clay shortage, and now we're worried that there will not be a Chicken Run sequel and Shaun the Sheep might be hibernating until they invent a replacement.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:03.0 | Well, hello there. Hello. |
| 0:13.0 | Well, hello there. |
| 0:15.0 | Great Candy Podcast episode 770. |
| 0:18.0 | So here's the thing, you thought that last episode would be the one that I like the best, but actually this |
| 0:24.8 | episode is really nice and also I'm looking very much forward to seven episodes from now. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah, me too. You remember how on 666 we tried to be like satanic. Yeah. So 777 we could talk about the rapture and how you need to get right with God. |
| 0:39.0 | That sounds right on brand. |
| 0:48.4 | You know, like turn from your wicked ways because |
| 0:54.0 | What did I ever singing that song we used to sing in church and like people always talk about how like it sounds really nice but it's like the worst lyrics ever I'm gonna |
| 0:58.2 | need to hear this and a one and a two ten and and nine and eight and seven, six and five and four. |
| 1:05.9 | Call upon the Savior while you may. |
| 1:09.4 | Three and two, he's coming soon. |
| 1:11.2 | Clouds and brighter ray. The countdown's getting lower every day and it's |
| 1:18.0 | right like the countdown till which you pick, heaven or hell. |
| 1:25.0 | Oh, God, doomsday coming. |
| 1:27.8 | You sound beautiful though. |
| 1:29.1 | Doomsday? |
| 1:30.2 | I'm like, yeah, I'm jamming. I'm gonna like pick some spoons on my knees to that so yeah it's like a |
| 1:36.9 | jamboree yes I mean they have great kids songs I will say but they when you look a little closer it's like wait a minute |
| 1:46.8 | Yeah, but you know what ring around the rosy pocketful pozies that wasn't exactly |
| 1:50.6 | Sometime and butterflies either so yeah, and this is at least instructional. |
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