77: With Count Dankula

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	Alright, hello to the official podcast.
0:26.2	Today we have Count Dancula, notorious Nazi, and a man whose cause is very near and dear
0:32.0	to my own heart.
0:33.5	Hello, Dancula or Marcus.
0:36.2	Hi, how's it going?
0:38.2	Marcus, well, you tell us a little about yourself for anybody who might not be keeping
0:44.5	me up with the news or Twitter or that sort of shit.
0:48.8	I'm pretty much started on YouTube as an absolute shit post in channel.
0:53.7	I had like eight subscribers, we were all people that knew IRL and my channel was just
0:59.9	absolute cancelled.
1:01.6	And I decided one day that my girlfriend, Dots far too much on the dog thinks he's the
1:07.0	cutest thing in the ever heart, that's her pet pug.
1:10.6	And I thought it would be funny to turn them into the worst thing that I could think of,
1:13.9	which is an Nazi and film it and then show her the video.
1:18.8	And I posted it on YouTube and I thought it was funny, everyone found it funny until
1:23.7	a few weeks later when the police came at my house and fucking arrested me.
1:27.7	I'm laughing now.
1:29.7	Yeah, yeah, I think that's the funniest part of the whole situation.
1:36.4	And they ended up going through like a two year legal battle because I was getting
1:41.0	charged with hate crimes.
1:43.2	Jesus.
1:44.2	That fucking dog.
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