#77: Very Very Very Fine House (Kevin Christy, Steve Rannazzisi, Ari Shaffir)

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🗓️ 17 September 2012

⏱️ 185 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Christy invited me over to his now finished house to talk about the horror of sinking a bunch of money into a crap shack. This is a tale of caution to anyone out there thinking of buying a house. Of course our talk meandered everywhere from art to Andrew WK. Plus a special guest appearance in the intro by The League's Steve Rannazzisi

Transcript

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0:00.0	You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
0:05.0	And you may find yourself in another part of the world
0:10.0	And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
0:15.0	And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
0:19.0	With a beautiful wife
0:21.0	And you may ask yourself
0:23.0	Well, how did I get here?
0:26.0	I'm just starting. That's a commercial good. Nice to see you.
0:36.0	Hey, how are you? Good. Thanks for doing this introduction with me.
0:39.0	No problem. You want to tell everyone about your idea first?
0:43.0	Oh, the new cup. Cup version 2.0.
0:46.0	This is for cups or athletes who wear cups.
0:48.0	Well, we're watching football right now
0:50.0	And we're noticing a lot of these guys aren't wearing cups, which we can't see.
0:53.0	They're balls. You can see their gigantic bulges.
0:56.0	But I was thinking that instead of wearing, because I said I would definitely wear a cup,
1:01.0	But in lieu of wearing a standard cup, I would have my dick and balls
1:07.0	Basically encased in a gelatin-like substance, which is flexible.
1:12.0	So it's basically like a bigger dick holding my dick.
1:15.0	Like those soft casts? Yes.
1:17.0	Like that kind of stuff?
1:18.0	Yes, but protecting both your dick and balls.
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